The Conservative Buckeye

Something weird happened when I got married my sleeping pattern changed and I started having “issues”.

When I say “issues” I may be under stating the problem. I sleep walk and have nightmares and reoccuring dreams every night. The main one is I am attacked by NINJAs every night. Sometimes there are large snakes in the room trying to bite me. I have one that happens often where I am in a gun fight but no matter how hard I pull the trigger my gun wont fire.

I wake up constantly fighting my pillow or the bed posts or the wall. I have fallen out of bed trying to get away so many times that I have it down to a science the only problem is my bed is 4 ft off the ground and on a hard wood floor OUCH.

Bottom line is I havent had a good nights sleep in years and I dont see it changing anytime soon. I just want to sleep a whole night without tossing and turning or waking up from being attacked.

Is this too much to ask?

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